whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
My vagina is officially offended.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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