): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
How's work?
Spinning.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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