I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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