Whod you bang
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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