Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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