I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize