I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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