Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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