I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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