Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
My pussy is not your playground.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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