idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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