you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize