ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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