Me. At least after what I've been through.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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