The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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