This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I want her autograph on my taint
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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