Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
She has the best kind of daddy issues
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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