This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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