Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
