ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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