Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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