Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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