We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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