u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
This house was built for laser tag.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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