If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
she looked like the before picture.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
It's official drugs can't kill me
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
