There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Sober January is a disaster.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
