he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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