Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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