Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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