To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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