I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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