There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
