i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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