It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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