I'm lost and stupid without you.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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