Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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