Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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