I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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