who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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