: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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