all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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