We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He shit in the fireplace
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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