I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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