Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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