Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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