I'm really into asian looking animals
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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