One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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