at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I am one with the molecules
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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