Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
