I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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