I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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