My sheets look like a crime scene.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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