Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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