Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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