I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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